Artisan Wooden Home Decor by Woody’s Rituals — The Relic of Midgard: Sculpted Mythic Tankard – WoodyKitchenware

At Woody’s Rituals by WoodyKitchenware, we see everyday living as a mindful ritual — where natural materials, warmth, and simplicity bring balance to your home. This wooden piece is designed to add texture, presence, and a quiet sense of calm to your space.

"A tribute to the iron-willed; an artifact for the sagas written in the quiet of your sanctuary."

At WoodyKitchenware, we believe the objects in your Sylvan Den should be as formidable as the spirit they serve. Part of the Woody Rituals philosophy, the Relic of Midgard is a weighted testament to strength and endurance. Featuring high-relief 3D sculptures of mythic weaponry and ancestral symbols, this vessel is designed for the modern seeker who commands their own destiny and finds peace in the echoes of ancient legends.

✨ Why the Relic of Midgard Defines Your Ritual

• Sculptural Heritage: The exterior is a masterwork of high-density resin, finished to mimic the weathered texture of ancient iron and Norse carvings. It is a tactile centerpiece that turns every pour into a legendary toast.

• The Alchemical Core: Beneath the mythic exterior lies a precision-engineered 304 stainless steel liner. This dual-layer discipline ensures your mead, ale, or brew remains pure and perfectly chilled, shielded by the weight of the "sculptural armor."

• Thermal Sovereignty: The heavy artisan-style shell acts as a natural thermal barrier, preventing the warmth of the world from reaching your drink. It ensures a frostier experience while the exterior remains dry and commanding to the touch.

• The Command Grip: With a substantial 600ml (20.3 oz) capacity and a weight of ~0.9 kg, this tankard provides a secure, powerful grip. It is balanced for the steady hand of those who have earned their place at the table.

🛠 Technical Mastery Engineered for stability and visual dominance.

• Internal Material: Food-Grade 304 Stainless Steel (Rust-proof, BPA-free)

• External Shell: High-Density Sculpted Resin (Detailed antique-style finish)

• Capacity: 600 ml (20.3 oz)

• Design Theme: Mythic Nordic Fusion / The Sylvan Den Artifact

• Engineering: Weighted for stability and a solid, "heirloom" presence

💧 Caring for the Artifact To preserve the detailed patina and the steel’s purity:

• Gentle Maintenance: Clean the interior with warm soapy water and a soft cloth. We recommend avoiding abrasive materials on the outer relief to protect the antique finish.

• Respect the Materials: Strictly no microwave or dishwasher. High heat and chemical cycles can compromise the bond between the mythic shell and the steel core.

• Preserve the Luster: Rinse after use and dry both the interior and exterior with a soft, dry cloth to prevent water spots and maintain the 3D texture.

📦 The WoodyKitchenware Experience We specialize in sourcing robust, heirloom-quality pieces that enhance your entertaining rituals. The Relic of Midgard represents our commitment to the Sylvan Ethos—delivering visually impactful materials that celebrate the spirit of the warrior. By choosing WoodyKitchenware, you are anchoring your personal sanctuary in the power of legend.

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