The Hearthside Relic: Hand-Carved Traditional Tankard – WoodyKitchenware

At Woody’s Rituals by WoodyKitchenware, we see everyday living as a mindful ritual — where natural materials, warmth, and simplicity bring balance to your home. This wooden piece is designed to add texture, presence, and a quiet sense of calm to your space.

"A tribute to the unyielding grain; a vessel for the quiet fire of your personal sanctuary."

At WoodyRituals, we believe the objects in your sanctuary should be as deep and enduring as the stories they hold. Part of the Woody Rituals philosophy, the Hearthside Relic is a weighted testament to the honest craft of the forest. Meticulously carved from high-density, sustainably sourced timber, this vessel is designed for those who find peace in the embers of the hearth and the grounding weight of an artisan’s hand.

✨ Why the Hearthside Relic Defines Your Ritual

• Ancestral Timber Integrity: Forged from hand-selected, moisture-resistant timber, this tankard is celebrated for its structural durability and "living" texture. It offers a warm, organic connection that cold industrial materials cannot replicate, providing an immediate sense of history to your ritual.

• The Alchemical Thermal Guard: We prioritize your sensory experience. The natural density of the solid wood acts as a biological insulator, preserving the cellar-cold frost of your ale or the steaming heat of your morning brew longer than standard glass.

• The Master’s Grip: Featuring a substantial, hand-carved handle, this vessel is balanced for a secure and confident hold. The silky-smooth finish of the rim ensures that every sip feels like a professional, high-end experience, whether you are at a banquet or in your private study.

• Sylvan Heritage Aesthetic: With its deep, earthy tones and robust silhouette, this is more than a cup—it is a standalone work of functional art. It is curated to anchor the aesthetic of the Sylvan Den, bridging the gap between ancient heritage and modern minimalist discipline.

🛠 Technical Mastery

Every Hearthside Relic is meticulously hand-inspected to ensure the structural balance of its base and the absolute purity of its hand-finished core. It is crafted from 100% High-Quality Sustainable Natural Solid Wood, protected by a food-safe organic finish that nourishes the grain.

Standing at approximately 10.5 cm (4.1") in height with a diameter of 8.5 cm (3.3"), this vessel offers a generous capacity of 400ml – 450ml. It is engineered to be naturally antibacterial, heat-resistant, and virtually unbreakable, aligning with our commitment to heirloom-quality artifacts for the Sylvan Ethos.

💧 Caring for the Artifact

To maintain the natural luster and the structural integrity of the solid timber:

• The Hand-Wash Ritual: Clean the vessel with warm soapy water and a soft cloth immediately after use. Never submerge the timber for long periods or use a dishwasher, as prolonged moisture can compromise the organic wood fibers.

• Immediate Discipline: Dry promptly after rinsing and store in a well-ventilated, dry area to prevent moisture from settling in the grain.

• Natural Conditioning: To keep the timber hydrated and maintain the professional "out-of-the-box" finish, apply a light coat of food-safe mineral oil or natural beeswax once every 30 days.

📦 The WoodyRituals Experience

We specialize in sourcing robust, heirloom-quality tools that are designed to be used, loved, and shared for generations. The Hearthside Relic represents our commitment to the Sylvan Ethos—delivering visually impactful materials that celebrate the spirit of the craft. By choosing WoodyRituals, you are anchoring your daily rituals in the strength of nature.

Raise your glass to the craft. Add to cart to experience the rustic strength of the master’s pour.